With the first kid, you’re hesitant to leave him alone with your spouse. With the third kid you’re like “hmm… wonder if the homeless guy at the gas station can watch her while I run in and use the john.”

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My daily calorie consumption:
Breakfast -3%
Lunch- 5%
Snacks – 7%
Dinner – 10%
Crap I eat while packing the kids’ lunches – 75%

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